My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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