Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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