Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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