You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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