belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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