Quick, to the slutcave!
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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