lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
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