I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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