I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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