my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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