You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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