Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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