she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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