did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize
