Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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