Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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