u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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