Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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