Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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