he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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