i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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