dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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