Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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