I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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