I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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