speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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