I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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