physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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