Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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