Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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