i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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