Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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