so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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