Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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