Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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