So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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