it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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