The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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