so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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