How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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