bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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