Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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