they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
The ass gains better be worth it
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