Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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