What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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