so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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