My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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