I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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