The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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