haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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