I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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