Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
time to smoke my breakfast
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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