My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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