That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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