I wish you could order shots online.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize