The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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